Move the Meat Doctor

Move the patients faster doctor,

In and out they go

Metrics are what matter doctor,

numbers, don’t you know?

 

Don’t waste time on talking doctor,

Diagnose them quick,

Click the boxes better doctor,

Hurry, that’s the trick!

 

Sickness is a business, doctor

Get your head on straight

People are the product doctor,

Customers can’t wait.

 

Who you think you are there doctor?

Lingering by their beds,

Billing is the purpose doctor

Get that in your head.

 

You don’t like the system doctor?

Isn’t that a shame.

We’ll find someone else dear doctor,

Glad to play the game.