At least twice each year, we are infested with ladybugs.  Horrible, nasty ladybugs that make us have hives and wheeze, that make our eyes red and itchy and swarm on our house by the tens of thousands.  They are not cute; they are epic evil.

Here is my poetic tribute:

If only this were all of them

If only this were all of them

Ladybug misery

Ladybug, ladybug, spotted and brown,

Ladybug, ladybug, crawl all around,

Ladybug, ladybug, fly in the breeze,

Ladybug, ladybug makes me sneeze.

Ladybug, ladybug kids love thee,

Ladybug, ladybug I disagree,

Ladybug, evilbug swarm on wall,

Evilbug, devilbug we hate fall.

Nastybug, stinkybug takes my breath,

Ladybug, wickedbug angel of death,

Hatefulbug, devilbug I despise,

Ickybug, stickybug reddens my eyes.

Itchybug, witchybug gives us hives,

Wickedbug, horridbug miserable lives.

Trickybug, bitingbug go away!

Autumnbug, eatingbug, WE will stay!

Leavingbug, freezingbug, winter soon

Dyingbug, fryingbug, to thy doom,

Missingbug, absentbug all gone maties!

Ladybug, ladybug, ite ad Hades.

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