ER Quote of the day:

I started phlegming up a couple of days ago and my tonsils are huge and banging against the side walls.”

Ladies and gentlemen, doctors, patients, scientists, artists and assorted visitors, I don’t pretend to understand humanity, or the human condition.  I don’t know all there is to know about medicine.  But I do know a great piece of prose when I see it.  And this, dear friends, rises to poetry.

Phlegmingly yours,