Joint Commission’s Coming to Town

You’d better watch out, you better not eat!
Better not drink while you’re in your seat,

Joint Commission’s coming to town!

They’re making some lists,
More every day,
It’s about safety that’s what they say,

Joint Commission’s coming to town.

They see you when you’re charting,
or treating patient’s ills.
They watch you’re every pen-stroke
And they way you give those pills.

You better not fuss, you better not pout,
Better just face it, there’s no way out,

Joint Commission’s coming to town…

With lots of new forms, endless new rules,
when it’s all over you’ll feel like fools,
Joint Commission’s coming to town!

Joint Commission’s coming,
To
Town!